While we are being screwed!

Perhaps this rings a bell for someone!

> A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the
> clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought
> because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't
> give her a refund because she bought it on special.
>
> Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started
> screaming,
>
> "PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"
>
> The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
> in front of a growing crowd of customers.
>
> The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"
> She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that
> he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
>
> Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,
>
> "PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
> and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!
>
> In shock, the store manager pleads,
> "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
>
> In a huff, the woman says,
>
> "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
> MY NIPPLES PINCHED
> WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"
>
> The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly
> refunded!!